The First Episode

The First EpisodeThe first episode is Adventures with Midori.

In this episode, Lucas discovers a parkour competition for money in his local newspaper, The Onion. He calls the number on the page (312-576-5885) and is told where to go.

As it turns out, this parkour mission is actually illegal and very covert. Lucas must wear a backpack filled with cat hearts and carry it to Jamaica. He rides an Uber to Florida and tips the driver for 25%.

He goes to Lauren's Luxury Cruises and sneaks past 40 guards to steal the most valuable boat, The Naomi. After stealing The Naomi, he rides it to Jamaica where he deposits in the sand. After he buries it, he paints a blue cross over it.

Lucas goes home for his dinner of Chicken and Waffles with maple syrup. Then he goes to bed, thinking about his soon-to-be wife, Hatsune Miku.